| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5665 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6116 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1674 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 62565 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3354 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7175 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6898 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9077 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1200 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9752 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 5383 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1277 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9832 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 4546 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3579 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5324 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6134 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2087 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8421 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5204 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9868 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
