| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2422 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1438 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6991 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1506 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2449 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5408 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6380 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4636 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4103 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1667 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8011 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7031 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6566 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8337 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7630 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7131 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5593 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8600 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7473 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 531 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2697 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9895 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6807 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3405 | Potions Brewed: | 111 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
