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Players: |
98/900 |
Votes: |
6993 |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
6 |
Buildings Constructed: |
45 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
Potions Brewed: |
130 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
14 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday