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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1158
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	581538	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	2617	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6244	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Potions Brewed:	100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	298	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1529	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1