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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7379 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.