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Players: 109/700 Votes: 2146
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Endless Night Skies: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ores Mined: 1723
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

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  • AlarmOff Minecraft Server

    AlarmOff Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9111
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 130
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

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  • NoRide4U-Server

    NoRide4U-Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3389
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Star Shards Collected: 237
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Alien Abductions: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

    Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

    So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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  • CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6352
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

    So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

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  • ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

    ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Magic Items Found: 1688 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

    MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5753
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Crops Grown: 9620 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Void Armor Forged: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

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  • Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

    Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1986
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Chimeras Created: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

    our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

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  • Golden Crumble 1.21.3

    Golden Crumble 1.21.3
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5977
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Votes: 6458
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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  • GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

    GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6956
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 New Chunks Explored: 391784
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crops Grown: 4317

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCoupleGoSolo

    CraftyCoupleGoSolo
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5675
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

    Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

    With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

    ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9549
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

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  • Magnetic Field Madness

    Magnetic Field Madness
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8394
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

    but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Frosty Quests 1.20

    Frosty Quests 1.20
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4655
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 226

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

    You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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  • DadCraftPolygamyOops

    DadCraftPolygamyOops
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9812
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Emeralds Found: 1976
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

    Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

    And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3853
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4436
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

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  • Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

    Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6129
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

    Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

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