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Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4454
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Votes:	3992	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3003	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimension Hops:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mines Excavated:	2582
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4302
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Buildings Constructed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3