so, like, imagine a minecraft server where your brain is like, totally balanced between eating cuz you need to survive and eating cuz it’s freakin’ delicious. like, scientists found this crazy brain circuit that controls all that stuff, and now we’re using it to make the most epic minecraft server ever.

join our server and experience the ultimate balance of survival and pleasure as you mine, build, and fight your way to glory. who knew that understanding how we eat could lead to such an awesome minecraft adventure?

come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking discovery in the world of gaming. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or something. it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Magic Items Found: 6726 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TownsCraft: Vanilla, Whitelisted & Over 4 Years Old – With Extra Towns & Love!

    TownsCraft: Vanilla, Whitelisted & Over 4 Years Old – With Extra Towns & Love!

    Townscraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer
    Focus Town-building and community events
    Unique Approach No towny or claims plugin, vanilla player-honored system
    Community Tight-knit, friendly, drama-free
    Experience Vanilla with minor exceptions
    Security Robust backups, protection measures against theft and griefing
    Seasons Seasons last long for stability and continuity
    Events Community-hosted events for participation and fun

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the Townscraft server?

    Join our Discord community and follow the application process to become a member.

    2. What is the server focus on?

    The server focuses on town-building and community events to foster creativity and collaboration.

    3. Is the server vanilla-based?

    Yes, the server maintains a vanilla player-honored system with minor exceptions for gameplay.

    4. How long do seasons on the server last?

    Seasons on the server are known to last for stability and continuity, with the latest season just starting.

    5. Are community events organized on the server?

    Yes, the server hosts community events like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges for players to participate in.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1200 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server

    Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old fanbase? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most hilariously annoying players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.

    From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 8770
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580
    Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

    But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WashAndDryNoByeBye

    WashAndDryNoByeBye
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

    Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

    So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

    Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4243 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

    PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

    Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
    Active PvP Scene Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
    Envoys Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

    Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

    2. Is there protection against griefing?

    No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

    3. How can I join the server as a console player?

    Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

    4. Are there areas for PvP?

    We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

    5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

    You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3846 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1401 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 224158 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ores Mined: 5829
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 376 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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