EarthSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	3392	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5865

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8247
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	7789
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7443
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	264	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2