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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2653 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9592 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.
On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.
Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.
Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
