come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Zombie Dances: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 282

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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