come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 9919 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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