LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY