EarringEnvy Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	149
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	1804
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	651	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1151
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4263	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	3447
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7315
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	3934
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crops Grown:	6170
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!