EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	830
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2210

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZzzCraft Dreamland

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pretty Cats Ugly Fish

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come join our epic minecraft server where catfish rule the land and cats are their loyal servants! watch as the catfish ride around on giant cats, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

we have custom catfish skins and cat mounts for you to ride on, as well as special catfish weapons to battle your enemies with.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary catfish king, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the craziest catfish kingdom in minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

❤️NovaWorld❤️Giveaways every day🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to NovaWorld!

? IP server: mc.novaworld.fu ? Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/vmSKK3CNcX

NovaWorld is a unique vulture server where you can test your strength in a world full of dangers and adventures! Here you will find exciting battles, unpredictable encounters and, of course, a lot of fun. Join our friendly team and prove that you are the best!

? Advantages of our server:

– Constant updates and new features! – Stable server with minimal latency. – Many unique plugins and features for the fretboard. – Friendly community and active administration.

Don’t miss the chance to be part of something bigger! Are we waiting for you at NovaWorld?

#BeginnersRoad | #Vulture | #Minecraft**

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Potions Brewed:	59
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	181	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19