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BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Farms Harvested:	240
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1734	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	4051	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Items Found:	2679	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	125
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Emeralds Found:	6097
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6649	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1437
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	587599
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1