EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	4391	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7992
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Enchantments Applied:	56
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	884	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.