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Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Buildings Constructed:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2736	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	7987
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Divine Spears Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4978
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	8129
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5592
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Votes:	8583
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8541	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8442
Potions Brewed:	198	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4675
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1