EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	146	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	362699
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	179
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3393	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8067
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2829	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	673
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!