EarfulWords Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4668	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3720
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	482039	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	136
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4958	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5508	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1325	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SillySMPFoodFavs

bizarre food, culinary experiment, curious food combo, eccentric cuisine, food combination, odd food pairing, offbeat flavors, outlandish dish, peculiar food, peculiar pairing, quirky food, quirky taste, SillySMPFoodFavs, strange culinary creation, strange food, surprising flavors, unconventional food, unconventional mix, unexpected taste, unique food, unusual food

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1641	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftMorningRoutine

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, Commute, energized, Exercise, get dressed, healthy habits, journal, meditate, MineCraftMorningRoutine, morning routine, productive day, School, shower, start fresh, stretch, Wake Up, work, yawn

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Do you punch trees in your sleep? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HarrisCraft: RussianRampage

Attacks, cyber attacks, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, election security, fake videos, foreign interference, Harris campaign, HarrisCraft, information warfare, microsoft, Misinformation, online threats, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian operatives, RussianRampage, social media, Technology

so, like, u know how u wanna play Minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy spy mission? well, this server is the place for u! we got Russian operatives tryna mess with ur game, but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us and help us take down these fake video makers while building the sickest Minecraft creations ever. it’s like James Bond meets Steve from Minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1