Ealain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	4022

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	5581	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7854	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mines Excavated:	1783	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	5030
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1965
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Potions Brewed:	56

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	2328
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Farms Harvested:	183
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	119	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4504	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	880077
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5