E-Reader Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	763515	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3997
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	191	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3