E-Reader Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5479
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Votes:	2442	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	8344
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	3131
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	1102	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3698

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9816
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1