LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Farms Harvested: 455

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Animals Bred: 81 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5552
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 231 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 224155 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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