DysonSphereCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7633
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	72
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Star Shards Collected:	233
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3710	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1696	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mines Excavated:	3862

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	471	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6136	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!