DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	219168
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	4698	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Potions Brewed:	107
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	74
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	7423
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6094
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1399
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42