Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣

Community, PvE, Biomes, ONLINE, Voicechatmod

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United PH Minecraft Server

Server Features
🇵🇭 United PH 🇵🇭
Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with land claims, custom features, and a friendly community! 🌍✨

Server Highlights
Simple Voice Chat Mod	🎙️ talk to your friends effortlessly!
Challenging Dungeons	⚔️ face thrilling battles and earn epic rewards!
Custom Biomes	💫 explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes!
Unique Structures	🌹 discover hidden treasures in every corner!
Friendly Players	🏵️ connect with a community that feels like family!
Active Owner	🔥 always online, keeping things fun and fresh!
CrossPlay	✅ Java & Bedrock players can join together for double the fun!

Server IPs & Port
Java IP: playunited.mysrv.us
Bedrock IP: 15.235.212.212
Port: 25764

🔗 Join our Discord! 🌟 Don’t miss out—start your adventure now! 🎮

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to players from all countries?	Yes, players from all countries are welcome to join!
Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?	No, the server is family-friendly and welcomes players of all ages.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the fun!
How do I report any issues or problems on the server?	You can contact the active owner or moderators on Discord for assistance.

TalentBoastin’ SMP

Show off, talent discovery, talent flair, talent, hidden talent

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.

So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

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BlockyBizarreLand

unusual childhood, enlightening discoveries, strange behaviors, bizarre customs, unique perspectives

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

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BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

Reuters, aviation safety, national security, Minecraft, Aviation (Industry)

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

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SovietSeaSabotage

breaks, SovietSeaSabotage, shadow fleets, maritime security, undersea warfare

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

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Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

Ingredient, Cooking, Sauce, English, auto corrected

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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