Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46

New Minecraft Servers

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	1250
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	8086	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	7662
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	151	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7690
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	97	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?