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MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	4575
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	895
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ores Mined:	2344
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6958	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	280
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	7130
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7941	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	1152
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	8169
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6235
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Potions Brewed:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1