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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	305240	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	5998
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Emeralds Found:	1714
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3068	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMarineMC Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5