| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7204 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9737 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8637 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6835 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 246 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3483 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 189 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3219 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6400 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 3536 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7704 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3711 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7965 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2636 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1235 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1937 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
