DutchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crops Grown:	7663	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Votes:	4679	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	625597	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5687	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	9614

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	6757	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8633
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Items Found:	1314
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	2293
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1145	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	312	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4952
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5