DustyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	117

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends. And rumor has it, he’s a pretty good builder.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet Ender Dragon. Don’t ask how we got it, just come and enjoy the riches!

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon vs. Wither fight look like a friendly game of tag. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Nether disco club. It’s lit with glowstone and beats that will make you want to do the zombie shuffle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to mischief!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
New Chunks Explored:	401350	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	224
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchantments Applied:	168
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6969	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3527	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	166
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!