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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Ores Mined: 6485 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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