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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5801 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1841 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 5098 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
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