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Lonely Christmas Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alone, christmas, emotional pain, emotions, feeling isolated, Festive, HEARTBREAK, holiday, holiday blues, Isles, Loneliness, lonely, longing, longing for company, Melancholy, missing loved ones, Nostalgia, sad, Season, solitude, Winter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1591	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, don’t be a sad sack of potatoes this Christmas! Join our epic Minecraft server and never feel lonely again!

We got virtual friends for days, bro! You can build a snowman together, have a virtual snowball fight, or even go caroling in the virtual streets!

Who needs real friends when you can have pixelated pals who will never leave you hanging?

So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas the craziest one yet! Ueeeeee…

Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

25 000 years before, CANCELLED, Characters, Empire, Epic, FANTASY, female, film, force, Galactic, Galaxy, jedi, lightsaber, Male, Minecraft, Movie, plot twist, prequel, Saga, Sci Fi, smp, speculation, Star Wars, theory

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that the first Jedi will emerge from the pixelated depths of our world. Will it be a male or female? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this epic saga of blocky proportions. Join now and become part of the legend!

MineCraftySantaFacts

adhd, anxiety, child development, christmas, coal, Divorce, family, feelings, Gifts, Good Kid, Honesty, Hyperactive, Kid, learning, MineCraftySantaFacts, MISTAKES, Pain, parents, self hate, Siblings, truth about Santa

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crops Grown:	5145	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no coal in your stocking! Unlike this poor soul’s dad who thinks it’s funny to give out coal on Christmas, we believe in spreading joy and happiness in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.

And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!

RegretCraft: Should’ve Known Sooner

hindsight, life advice, life awareness, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life mistakes, life realization, life reflections, life revelations, life teachings, missed opportunities, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, Self Discovery, Shouldve, something learned too late, Sooner, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	142
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Have you ever realized you’ve been playing on the wrong Minecraft server all this time? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boring gameplay! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.

SyriaCraft: Tree Blaze Uproar

activism, alight, Blaze, christmas tree, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, public outrage, Rebellion, revolution, social justice, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tree, Unrest, uproar, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	701	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	8

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we have a Christmas tree so lit, it literally sets Syria on fire! Join us for the most explosive and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience. Our community is so wild, even Santa himself can’t handle the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to cause some mayhem on our server. Just be careful not to anger the creepers, they’re on edge after the whole Christmas tree incident. See you there, if you dare!

Plaque Buster – The Ultimate Gene Editing Server

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid beta, animal models, biological innovation, Buster, CRISPR/Cas9, editing, Gene, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genome editing, medical advancements, Mice, neurodegenerative disease, neuroscience, off-target effects, plaque, plaque precursor, Precision medicine, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Splicer, therapeutic potential, Ultimate

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server where we use gene editing tools to reduce Alzheimer’s plaque in mice? Yeah, you heard that right! We got this crazy SPLICER tool that’s like CRISPR-Cas9 on steroids, and it’s working wonders on those little mousey brains.

Imagine logging on and seeing a bunch of mice running around with their brains all clear of that nasty plaque. It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure, bro. And get this, no off-target effects! It’s all smooth sailing in our virtual lab of awesomeness.

So, if you wanna be part of something truly groundbreaking and witness the power of gene editing in action, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for Alzheimer’s in Minecraft before the scientists do in real life. It’s all possible in our wacky world of pixelated possibilities. Let’s do this! 🐭🧬🎮

Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	705

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!

Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

AERITH, aerith gainsborough, Alternate Reality, character crush, childhood crush, convert, deeper kiss, dream kiss, Fan, fan fiction, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Love Triangle, Minecraft, role playing, smp, Tifa, Tifa fan, Tifa Lockhart, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	99
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363749

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2865
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7129	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	3300	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1