so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Potions Brewed: 146
    Animals Bred: 115 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 293 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6182
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4692 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2375 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Farms Harvested: 129
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Farms Harvested: 627 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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