Dungeon SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ores Mined:	9492	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Farms Harvested:	313	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	828851
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	8529
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5