Dungeon SMP

Abilities, Artifacts, Challenges, Content Creator, Dangers, descendants, Dungeon, FANTASY, Fun, Gear, Gods, Journey, level up, Loot, Minotaurs, mmorpg, Secrets, smp, species, Spirits, team-up, Updates

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

The Dungeon SMP

About Us

Dive into The Dungeon SMP, where you can play as a variety of fantasy species, from spirits to descendants of gods, explore a massive, forever growing dungeon filled with handcrafted challenges, unique loot, and hidden secrets.

Level up your character, find powerful gear, and master all your abilities. Whether you want to face the dangers solo or team up with friends, the choice is yours, it is your journey to shape!

The server is still growing, with updates coming almost daily! There is always something new to discover, and we are constantly adding fresh content like towering minotaurs and other mobs, rare and powerful artifacts, and much more.

Are you a content creator? We encourage you to record and share your adventures with the world!

The adventure is awaiting you. Come and join the fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Dungeon SMP?	The Dungeon SMP is a MMORPG/SMP server based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. Players can choose from various fantasy species and explore the challenges within the dungeon.
How can I join The Dungeon SMP?	You can join The Dungeon SMP by clicking on the following link to our Discord server: Discord Link
What kind of content can I expect on The Dungeon SMP?	Players can expect to find unique loot, challenging mobs, hidden secrets, powerful artifacts, and regular updates with fresh content on The Dungeon SMP.
Can I record and share my gameplay on The Dungeon SMP?	Yes, content creators are encouraged to record and share their adventures on The Dungeon SMP with the community.

Marvel Rivals Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balance patches, Cosmetics, Event, Gift code, guides, Hero Statistics, Ironman skin, Launch Trailer, leaked characters, Marvel, marvel entertainment, Marvel heroes, marvel rivals, Marvel Rivals General, marvel villains, Netease, News, Player Statistics, pvp gamemodes, Realm, Rivals, season 0 trailer, Steam store page, Third-person Shooter, tierlist, Tips, Tricks, upcoming characters, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Marvel heroes and villains fighting each other in a crazy 6v6 battle royale! It’s like Thanos snapping his fingers, but with creepers exploding everywhere! Join now and pick your favorite Marvel character to duke it out in epic PvP matches that will make you question reality! Plus, there are future updates with new characters, maps, and cosmetics planned, so you’ll never get bored! It’s like if Ironman and Captain America teamed up to build the sickest Minecraft world ever! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

SisCourt Minecraft Server

Agreement, buyout, Conflict, Court, decision, disagreement, Dispute, Estate, executor, Fairness, family, Inheritance, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Minecraft, Négotiation, offer, Property, resolution, Server, SisCourt, sisters

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crops Grown:	3309	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	9779	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over land disputes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to sabotage your plans!

Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, just like the time when a player built a giant roller coaster that took them straight to the moon! Who needs real estate drama when you can be soaring through the skies on a Minecraft roller coaster?

Join now and experience the thrill of negotiating with virtual villagers for the best deals on land, without any of the legal battles or family feuds. Plus, you never know when a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds might be waiting for you at the end of a rainbow bridge!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life land disputes behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	546

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	843	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?