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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4839 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6285 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!