Yo, listen up gamers! Paul Atreides be like, “Watch out for them crazy followers!” But let me tell you, on this server, you don’t need to be no fancy pants to have a cult following! Just show up and BAM, you got yourself a bunch of loyal minions ready to do your bidding.

Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Emeralds Found: 1367

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Emeralds Found: 480 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Potions Brewed: 54

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 433 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5238 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ores Mined: 1045 Players Killed by Monsters: 8889
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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