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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9431 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game, /ourcoin/, can only be found on our server! That’s right, forget about diamonds, emeralds, or even netherite – /ourcoin/ is where it’s at! And when /ourcoin/ is pumping, you better believe the whole server goes wild with excitement!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who can trade you the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!