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ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	5918
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	7836
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	8437	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchantments Applied:	55	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	2533
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	88
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0