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PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2603	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Star Shards Collected:	126	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5264	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ores Mined:	7055	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	1184
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5246	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4302
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mines Excavated:	1418
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	3617
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	5919
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Emeralds Found:	5128	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23