DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

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  • Small Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    Small Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    I found a small semi vanilla SMP that is in testing right now

    The plan is to fully start in about a week so it feels like a good time to get in early and be part of the first group

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  • No Hacks Anarchy Vanilla Survival

    No Hacks Anarchy Vanilla Survival

    I found a vanilla anarchy server that has been running for almost a year. It feels like normal survival but with the wild player driven vibe where anything can happen.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock so a lot of people can get in including console players. Java works from 1.13 up to 1.21.x and they recommend 1.21.11.

    The big thing is it is no hacks allowed. That means no hacked clients no cheats and no xray even with resource packs. They also do not allow exploiting server vulnerabilities crashing the server trying to lag it out or using macros and automation tools. If you spam chat too much you can get auto kicked.

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  • Newly Open Server Now Live

    Newly Open Server Now Live

    I found a Minecraft server that is newly opened and ready for people to join.

    There is not much info posted about what modes it has or what rules are used so it mostly feels like a fresh start place where you can show up and see what it is like.

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  • Build Nations From Medieval To Cold War

    Build Nations From Medieval To Cold War

    Dust to Dust is a modded Minecraft server for 1.20.1 where players try to build a big roleplay story on one world. The idea is to start in a Middle Ages style time and then grow all the way toward a Cold War kind of era.

    People can start their own nation or join another country. You can explore and find ruins from old player empires that already fell. You can also make safe places for travelers. A lot of the story is made by players.

    The server tries to fix common GeoPol problems like hidden staff decisions. The dev chats are open so it feels more transparent. The modpack is made for multiplayer first and they take toxicity seriously.

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  • The Garden SMP Survival Towny Roleplay

    The Garden SMP Survival Towny Roleplay

    The Garden SMP is a Java 1.21.11 survival server with towny roleplay and a big focus on worldbuilding. People make towns and nations in the overworld then go on adventures in other dimensions and build stories together.

    You start with three lives and you lose a life if another player kills you. You can protect builds with Towny. There are chest shops so you can sell stuff without a forced economy. You can lock chests with trail keys but lock picks exist so you still have to be careful.

    There is Animal Hunger for raising livestock for harvest and Devotions where you can be a priest cultist or devote worshipper and get rewards for piety. Multiverse lets players explore their gods realm. The server is meant to be relaxed with optional challenges and it says there is no pay to win. Staff and mods are active and the community is a small thriving group.

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