DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

Absurd, athletes, BIZARRE, Competition, controversial, DumbOlympicSport, Entertaining, funny, least popular, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Olympic sport, olympics, Ridiculous, smp, sports, strange, Stupidest, Unconventional, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ores Mined:	8786	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7320	Crops Grown:	7871
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2138

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	980
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Items Found:	2346

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	71
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	8005	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2992
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1939
Crops Grown:	7673	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	227

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	722719
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7735
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	113	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!