Dumbledores Army
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Dumbledores Army
CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam!Deep Mindcraft Gold
come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs are smarter than google deepmind’s ai model! they can do math better than gold medalists in the international mathematical olympiad! watch out for the creepers solving complex equations before blowing up your builds! join now for a chance to outsmart our intelligent mobs and become the ultimate mathlete of the minecraft world!SlimCraft SMP
Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.
So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
TPO Trump Musk Mayhem
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Trump and Musk are just two of the many players who ignore all rules and regulations! Join us for a wild ride as we watch them build giant walls made of cheese and rocket ships powered by memes. Who needs TPOs and court orders when you have chaos and creativity running rampant? Come join the fun and see what happens when the most powerful players in the game go rogue!KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy leading a ukrainian offensive in russia’s kursk region!! 😂🚀🔥watch as zelenskyy and his army of minecraft warriors take on the russian players in intense pvp battles! 🤣💥
build your own base and defend it with crazy traps and secret passageways, just like zelenskyy does in real life! 🏰🤪
join now for a chance to team up with zelenskyy himself and conquer the minecraft world together! 🌍🤩
don’t miss out on the action and chaos, come play on our server today! 🎮🤯 #ZelenskyyMinecraftWarrior