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Elysian Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai art, AI creativity, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Images, computer vision, Creative Tools, creativity, dall e, deep learning, digital art, digital design, Elysian, Image Creation, Image Generation, image manipulation, image search, Isles, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, visual art

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Votes:	7370
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest, most mind-bending creations you’ve ever seen in your life. We’re talking builds that will make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

And get this – our community is filled with the most hilarious, off-the-wall players you’ll ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughs and shenanigans as you explore this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning everything you know about reality. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Space Pants Adventures

accident, Adventures, awkward, bodily function, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, humor, Laughter, Memory, memory recall, mishap, mistake, Oops, pants, pooped, relatable, shame, Space, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

HateCraftHideout

against the grain, ANNOYING, contrary, despise, detest, dislike, dissenting, HateCraftHideout, hyped up, loathed, Mainstream, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my thing, Overrated, pet peeve, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2535	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

activism, blockbuster, Community, crime, discrimination, international relations, Justice, Military, Minecraft, okinawa, Peace, protest, Rally, Safety, Server, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, U.S. servicemen, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	6435
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	1672	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7682	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Animals Bred:	143

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4634	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	2822
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4273

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	275
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	9134	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32