DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6040	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	5358	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9847
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	6194
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	151
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5703
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	514872
Magic Items Found:	5899	Crops Grown:	8774
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Villages Defended:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8338	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!