DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	2451	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	197
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4419	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Farms Harvested:	100
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	3163
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3307
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crops Grown:	8441	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Items Found:	6514	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!