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HubbySnatcherGoneWrong

accusations, alcohol, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Confrontation, emotional distress, friendship, Honesty, HubbySnatcherGoneWrong, husband, Jealousy, loyalty, private conversation, relationships, social dynamics, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and drunken antics.

Picture this: you log on to the server and see your best friend trying to steal your Minecraft crush. But wait, there’s more! Witness awkward encounters, tipsy confessions, and accusations flying left and right. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, relationships, and breakups in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

BrainCheatCode Minecraft SMP

#secret codes, BrainCheatCode, cheat code, cheat code nostalgia, Cheat Codes, cheat codes for games, childhood memories, classic games, Game genie, game hacks, game secrets, game shortcuts, game tricks, game walkthroughs, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Tips, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp, unlockables, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3622	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the cheat code for unlimited diamonds is like, engraved in your brain or something. Like, you gotta be able to recite it in your sleep or else you can’t even step foot in our server, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!

NoRemorseCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude players who never apologize for their actions on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Sorry or Die” rule! If someone doesn’t say sorry for griefing your build or stealing your diamonds, they will be banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a wild ride of revenge and redemption, where manners actually matter!

Jupiter Cloud Crew

ammonia clouds, ammonia ice, ammonium hydrosulphide, atmospheric chemistry, atmospheric composition, celestial bodies, cloud, Clouds, collaborative research., Collaborative work, COMPOSITION, CREW, gas giants, Jupiter, planetary atmospheres, planetary science, Research collaboration, scientific breakthrough, Scientific consensus, scientific discovery, smog, space exploration

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got clouds made of ammonium hydrosulphide mixed with smog! Forget bout dat boring ammonia ice, we got da real deal up in here! Build with us and uncover da mysteries of Jupiter’s clouds while crafting and mining like a boss! Join now for a wild ride full of surprises and epic adventures!

Celestia Worldbuilding

alliances, Battles, celestia, Cities, Colonize, Conquer, creativity, Factions, Immersive, interactions, Minecraft, powerful kingdom, rogue adventurer., Semi Vanilla, Server, Story, strategies, Tapestry, Territories, trade empire, Trade routes, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to Celestia Worldbuilding!
Overview:
Coming soon! Celestia Worldbuilding – a newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Celestia Worldbuilding is preparing to open its gates, inviting you to join an exciting, immersive experience. In this realm, players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.

Welcome to Celestia Worldbuilding!

Overview:

Coming soon! Celestia Worldbuilding – a newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Celestia Worldbuilding is preparing to open its gates, inviting you to join an exciting, immersive experience. In this realm, players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is worldbuilding?
A: Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build. The history of the server will be carefully chronicled in the Celestia Wiki, ensuring a rich and evolving tapestry of stories for all players—new and seasoned alike.
Q: What can you do?
A: In Celestia, the world is truly yours to shape. With minimal admin intervention, your success will depend entirely on your strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players. Will you establish a flourishing trade empire, lead a powerful kingdom, or carve out a life as a rogue adventurer? Whether you’re a builder, fighter, diplomat, or explorer, Celestia offers endless opportunities to leave your mark.

Join Celestia Worldbuilding today, and start creating YOUR legacy.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

Tales of the Lost Souls 1.20.6

1.20.6, anguish, deep, emotions, Expression, EYES, Heartache, hidden, hurt, inner turmoil, Lost, Mystery, Pain, past, questions, Sadness, sorrow, Souls, Story, Suffering, Tales, Tears, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the deep, dark secrets behind every player’s eyes!

Delve into a world where every block tells a story and every pixel holds a mystery.

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient ruins, and discover the truth behind the enigmatic characters you meet along the way.

Embark on a quest like no other, where the only limit is your imagination and the only goal is to unravel the secrets of the universe.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Wife-free Vacation Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Boundaries, CAR, caravan trip, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, difficult behavior, finances, holiday, Marriage, Minecraft, Planning, red flags, relationship, separate finances, Server, stress, towing, vacation, Wife, Wifefree

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Just like M43 and F36, who embarked on a disastrous caravan trip, you too can experience the thrill of exploration and the joy of building – without the stress of dealing with a difficult travel companion.

Join us on this server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more fighting over who gets to drive the car or where to stop for lunch – here, you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content.

And if you’re worried about wear and tear on your virtual car, fear not! Our server has unlimited resources and no mileage limits, so you can tow your caravan around Australia (or any other virtual destination) without a care in the world.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find a new travel buddy along the way – one who won’t drive you crazy!

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
New Chunks Explored:	709357	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
New Chunks Explored:	973966	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3822	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2972	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Votes:	6499

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4107	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crops Grown:	2653
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2