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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	9639
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Star Shards Collected:	65
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	321
Crops Grown:	5030	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	3427
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4763